[rocksblues]

Kerry's office said the senator had misread his prepared remarks. They said he had intended to say, "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."

Rewrite #47!

[justshutupandtakeit]

Dear Senator Numb Nuts;

Brevity is the soul of wit.

[Scotswife]

"Kerry's office said the senator had misread his prepared remarks. They said he had intended to say, "Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.""

This rewrite would only make sense if Bush didn't have 2 degrees from Ivy League schools...achieving better grades than Kerry did.