o Kerry's flacks announce that the Senator has checked himself into rehab.
o Kerry himself bites through the straps, escapes from the psych ward and holds an impromptu presser outside the hospital, where he blames his unfortunate comments on trauma caused by repeated molestations by Teddy Kennedy.
o A visibly tired Terayza initiates divorce proceedings, loudly hinting at more bizarre revelations to come...
"A visibly tired Terayza initiates divorce proceedings, loudly hinting at more bizarre revelations to come..."
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Then after getting a large chunk of ketchup bucks, John F'n marries Monica!!