[pax_et_bonum]

If you don't get an education you will never ketchup and you might become, like me, another of the left be-Heinz.

[Dante3]

"A VRW conspiracy - they had a ventriloquist say the words."

[Free ThinkerNY]

"Please, Doctor Frankenstein! Give me a new brain!"

[dforest]

I LEARNED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT BEHIND CAMBODIAN LINES.A NIXON SET UP TO RUIN MY FUTURE.

[tubebender]

"I made this blunder to take RUSH Limbaugh off the front page"...

[Political Junkie Too]

Kerry: "I meant it before I didn't mean it."

-PJ

[Beagle8U]

" I'm a US senator, and I was in Iraq, no, I mean Viet Nam, perhaps Cambodia?,anyway, I respect the troops and its the fault of neocons that education funding was cut and rednecks were forced into the military. Aww $hit that didn't come out right.
The neocons are twisting my words, it was a joke to bash military leaders that force these poor dumb kids into the military.....Theresa....WTF is in those raisins? "

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

It was my evil twin. I was home with Lovey.

[trustandobey]

I'm calling this press conference to say I meant what I didn't say, and I make no apologies for saying it. I served in Vietnam and don't you forget it. Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh are intent upon spinning what I said out of control, but I stand by my comments.

[popdonnelly]

John Kerry Best Spin Contest.

We could make it part of the Winter Olympics.

[razorback-bert]

Everybody laughed when I told that joke in the demorat caucus.

[syriacus]

Kerry says he botched a joke.
I say he accidentally revealed his true feelings, and the true feelings of many dems.

[Ranger1135]

I voted before what I said, before I voted against it. I think it's fairly simplistic and easy for the general public to decide on what I had said or didn't say. Those who serve this country are true patriots committing un-patriotic acts and should therefore be revered and degraded for the sacrifices they have made unless they make them or are to dimwitted to know the sacrifice they have made. I also gurantee a full 60 minutes episode, as well as an interview with the hard softball tosser Larry King, to clarify that what I meant to say was not what I meant to say.

[dirtboy]

Oh, this is easy.

If you cannot figure out how to first get Purple Hearts for minor cuts, and subsequently cannot figure out how to dump one rich wife for an even richer second wife, you deserve to rot in the military.

[tgslTakoma]

After sitting through 9 minutes and 49 seconds of video of John Kerry's Spin-cycle, on his own website, I have a couple of comments...

1. Which Code Pinko was it, Gael Murphy or Medea Benjamin under the podium giving J. Effin' Kerry a Lewinski, to get him to talk this way? And...

2. Kerry said he was willing to go out everywhere in this country to debate this issue with the Republicans. But he's cancelled Minnesota and Philadelphia tomorrow. And it looks like Iowa 'Rats are dis-inviting him, too. How can he debate while he's in hiding?

[Rocky]

"What I said was, get good grades or you could end up being a Senator from Massachusetts."

[reagan_fanatic]

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

He should stick to the Herman Munster side of his personality.