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To: SheLion; The Mayor; DollyCali; ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; dutchess; Mama_Bear; Billie; Allegra; ...

"Mom says we must stay inside for Halloween."

~Have A Happy Halloween!~


36 posted on 10/31/2006 4:17:30 AM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
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To: MEG33
What a gorgeous picture!!!!!  I make my own greeting cards.  I grabbed that one for future use!  Thank you!!!!
38 posted on 10/31/2006 4:20:08 AM PST by SheLion (When you're right, take up the fight!!!!!)
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To: MEG33

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
41 posted on 10/31/2006 4:23:34 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: MEG33

This one's almost too beautiful, Meg! That cat is regal looking!


158 posted on 10/31/2006 1:11:12 PM PST by Billie
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