Oh I don't know about that, I'm a Presbyterian and I may just go kick a pile of leaves in my front lawn.
YES leaf kicking! Pile them all up! They have trespassed on our lands! And after they are piled up I will send my children to jump on them and scatter them to the winds! Then I will pile them up again and throw them in the garbage!
somehow that just isn't the same thing.
No wonder Joel fell asleep, Christianity is kind of a boring religion compared to others isn't it...