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To: K4Harty
"i thought Wolf Blitzer was just a porno stage name?"

Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

29 posted on 10/27/2006 3:03:28 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

"Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside."

My god. I'm Tabby Woodfox.


36 posted on 10/27/2006 3:07:59 PM PDT by Raebie
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To: Joe 6-pack

I thought it was middle name/street name.


54 posted on 10/27/2006 3:24:15 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Joe 6-pack; Raebie
That would make me...

Butterscotch Maricopa.

SUPER STUD!

56 posted on 10/27/2006 3:28:56 PM PDT by uglybiker (Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I'm Blitz Cheryl.....can I change that to Chery Blitz?


58 posted on 10/27/2006 3:30:32 PM PDT by mystery-ak (My Son, My Soldier, My Hero........God Speed Jonathan......)
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To: Joe 6-pack
the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

I thought it was the street you grew up on.

In which case ...

Rusty Route 3 reporting for duty :)

60 posted on 10/27/2006 3:34:55 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Voted early & voted straight GOP. Nobody wins if you cut-n-run.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

RoverClayton??? I don't think that would work.

73 posted on 10/27/2006 3:44:24 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Joe 6-pack

then mine is really a porn name...My 1st pet was a turtle named Peter and my street is Northview
so...tadahhhh......Peter Northview. (studdly huh )


74 posted on 10/27/2006 3:45:27 PM PDT by advertising guy
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To: Joe 6-pack
combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside

I have a dachshund. Make your own joke (see if you can do it without using the word wiener).

-PJ

80 posted on 10/27/2006 3:50:03 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

Then I'm Ruff Belle Meade. Yeesh!
100 posted on 10/27/2006 4:50:56 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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To: Joe 6-pack
Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

LOL! I am Count Delaware!

113 posted on 10/27/2006 5:33:55 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

Chewy Rose Mist??

119 posted on 10/27/2006 5:59:45 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Hi.....I'm Drizzle Bailey......

FMCDH(BITS)

122 posted on 10/27/2006 6:15:17 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Greetings all!

Sincerely,

FR Pornstar Banner Elm


125 posted on 10/27/2006 9:54:47 PM PDT by Yossarian (Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Most people think porno stage names are frivolous inventions, there's actually an exacting formula behind their creation which involves combining the name of your first pet with the name of the street on which you reside.

Hmmm. That would make me Princie Thornewood.

135 posted on 10/28/2006 7:45:15 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Oh Man! That means I'm Rex Woodgate.


144 posted on 10/30/2006 3:13:36 PM PST by NHwayne
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