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Funeral for a Tyrant
National Review Online ^ | October 26, 2006 | Otto J. Reich

Posted on 10/26/2006 11:40:07 AM PDT by The Bronze Titan

This time the rumors are real: Castro is dying of stomach cancer. He may have already died, even before the funeral preparations were finished, so the news is not out. Confirmation of the terminal illness comes from the usual sources but in a non-conventional manner. The Cuban government has been summoning to Havana representatives of the major international media to negotiate the best seats, camera angles, and interviews with the despot’s political survivors, and to inform them of the ground rules for coverage of the state funeral. The foreign media are being told that the model for Castro’s funeral is that of Pope John Paul II a year ago. The Cubans actually believe — or pretend — that the death of a tyrant deserves the same attention as that of the world’s great men of peace.

This is one of Castro’s lasting legacies to his countrymen: moral disorientation. The Cuban ruling class has been so isolated from reality for so long by fear and Castro’s airtight press control that they equate the burial of a mass murderer with that of a prince of the Church. No doubt there will be “dignitaries” at the funeral: fellow revolutionary leaders from the last repressive regimes on Earth: Iran, North Korea, Syria, and Sudan, for example; and leaders of failed states like Zimbabwe and Bolivia; and representatives of the world’s resentful Left and the Hollywood Left (pardon the redundancy).

Some examples of distinguished invitees will include terrorists whose organizations once instilled panic in entire populations but are now forgotten except to their victims. Many of them were trained in Cuban camps back when Castro called for world revolution and predicted he would outlive capitalism: Argentine Montoneros, Uruguayan Tupamaros, Nicaraguan Sandinistas, Salvadorean FMLN, Colombian ELN, MIR, FARC, and others; Chileans, Brazilians, Guatemalans, Angolans, Ethiopians, Palestinians, Syrians, even Vietnamese. The list is virtually endless. Not long ago, Castro himself admitted publicly to having “supported wars of national liberation in every country in this hemisphere with the exception of Mexico”. I believe everything except the exception; his hand has been present in much of Mexico’s violence as well.

One security problem the Cubans will face is that some of the “revolutionaries” who they trained in techniques of assassination, torture, kidnapping, bank robbery, explosives, and other tricks of the trade now hate each other and may use the occasion to settle old debts. The explosions heard in Havana may come not only from ceremonial cannons. The guests will have to be carefully screened for poisoned-tipped umbrellas and other Cold War artifacts.

Among the guests coming to Havana for the Third-World Burial of the Century will be Western capitalists anxious to see how they can exploit Cuban workers, who are assigned to the employer by a Cuban state entity which then collects the salary and delivers five percent — yes, five percent — to the worker and keeps the rest to pay for the expenses incurred by the generous socialist state. There will be the bottom feeders of the capitalist world willing to go anywhere or do anything for the Almighty euro or peso. You know the ones, those who have given capitalism a bad name, the exploitation of man by man, and whose example is in turn used by the revolutionaries against the good capitalists. There will recognizable faces of American and other TV, oblivious to the irony of “covering” a press event orchestrated by a government which has not allowed a single free or independent newspaper, magazine, radio or television station for almost five decades.

Caught up in the spectacle of the funeral, the smiley faces of the free world’s morning shows, the “serious” news readers of evening newscasts, of 24-hour news channels and “prestige press” will unlikely mention the “Ley Mordaza” (literally muzzle law), law number 88 of 1998, which calls for penalties of up to 30 years in prison for any Cuban caught telling the foreign press of any flaw in Cuba’s economic or human-rights record. It is unlikely they will ask to interview the prisoners who have violated Castro’s Orwellian laws and are serving terms of as much as 27 years for committing journalism without a license or stating that the economy does not produce enough to feed the people.

There may be international labor leaders in attendance, who will equally disregard the absence of any but the official Cuban Communist labor organization. Not wishing to offend their hosts, they will not mention the Castro law which condemns to eight years in prison anyone guilty of even attempting to establish a non-government labor union. On second thought: Why should they mention it now, when they have been silent for so many decades?

Some of those leaders present may even be government officials from democratic states, having been elected in free elections such as the ones which disappeared in Cuba half a century ago. That irony will escape them also. Then there will be some genuinely elected Christian or social democrats, from Europe and Latin America. Those who have been silent about, and therefore complicit in, the longest dictatorship in this hemisphere’s history. A wise man once said that “All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.” The history of Cuba in the past 50 years proves him right.

— Otto J. Reich served President Bush from 2001 to 2004, first as assistant secretary of state for the Western Hemisphere and later in the National Security Council. He now heads his own international government-relations firm in Washington.


TOPICS: Cuba; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: castro; ottoreich; pig; rat
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CASTRO'S GULAG

During the Batista dictatorship, there were 11 prisons in Cuba. Now, as can be seen on the above map,
there are over 300! The entire island is surrounded by prisons!

- courtesy of 'The Real Cuba'

1 posted on 10/26/2006 11:40:08 AM PDT by The Bronze Titan
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To: The Bronze Titan

I hope Rove is offering plane tickets to some prominent Dems to attend the funeral. That would make a good political ad.


2 posted on 10/26/2006 11:41:56 AM PDT by oceanview
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To: oceanview; OW LA ME UH ME GO

Funny political ad idea! - Ping!


3 posted on 10/26/2006 11:45:23 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
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To: oceanview
I hope Rove is offering plane tickets to some prominent Dems to attend the funeral.

I'm sure Jimma Carter will get front row seating.

4 posted on 10/26/2006 11:46:49 AM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: The Bronze Titan

Maybe we can get Cindy She-hag to attend representing, Hugo, her lover, Jesse, Move on dot org....She will prolly fly down with the Clintons, Boxers, Bidens, Kennedys, Kerrys, Finestines, Pelosis, Leahys, BawBaw Walters, Rosie and her lady bride....

Hopefully while their there, there will be a big earthquake and swallow em all up forever.....


5 posted on 10/26/2006 11:46:58 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
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To: The Bronze Titan
Caught up in the spectacle of the funeral, the smiley faces of the free world’s morning shows,...

... and Kewpie Couric!

6 posted on 10/26/2006 11:47:09 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: The Bronze Titan

Sounds like this funeral is going to be a target rich environment. We should load up a couple of B52's.


7 posted on 10/26/2006 11:48:39 AM PDT by Husker24
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To: oceanview

I wonder how big Jimmuh Carter's Secret Service contingent will be...


8 posted on 10/26/2006 11:49:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: taxesareforever

indeed, he will be one of the ones attending I am sure.


9 posted on 10/26/2006 11:49:14 AM PDT by oceanview
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To: oceanview

$25 says Jimmah Cahtah will lay a wreath at the great man's grave while weeping openly. I'd even go so far as betting (for the right odds) that Jimmah will do the James Brown "shrug off the cape" routine.


10 posted on 10/26/2006 11:49:31 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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To: HarleyLady27

"She will prolly fly down with the Clintons, Boxers, Bidens, Kennedys, Kerrys, Finestines, Pelosis, Leahys, BawBaw Walters, Rosie and her lady bride..."

You forgot Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson.


11 posted on 10/26/2006 11:49:44 AM PDT by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: The Bronze Titan
No doubt there will be “dignitaries” at the funeral: fellow revolutionary leaders from the last repressive regimes on Earth: Iran, North Korea, Syria, and Sudan, for example; and leaders of failed states like Zimbabwe and Bolivia; and representatives of the world’s resentful Left and the Hollywood Left (pardon the redundancy).

Target acquired.

12 posted on 10/26/2006 11:50:02 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan,)
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To: The Bronze Titan
SATAN: ¡¡COMO ESTAS FIDEL!!
SATAN: TODO SU ALMA ES PERTENECE A NOSOTROS.
SATAN: JA JA JA JA....
13 posted on 10/26/2006 11:52:47 AM PDT by RichInOC (PARA GRAN JUSTICIA.)
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To: Husker24

You are reading my mind! What an opportunity to change the course of this world!


14 posted on 10/26/2006 11:53:04 AM PDT by Shady
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To: AngieGOP

Another Wellstone Moment I'm sure.....LOLOL....


15 posted on 10/26/2006 11:53:07 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
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To: The Bronze Titan

My mother had stomach cancer, was operated on, seemed to do well for a while, then died 7 months later. It was a horrible time, but the pain and suffering was lessened by her faith (the promise of heaven) and the love of her friends and family. I wish Castro no ill will, but I do not see how lacking all those things that helped my mother, he can do anything but die a miserable death. Truly unloved, with no hope for redemption.


16 posted on 10/26/2006 11:54:03 AM PDT by TAP ONLINE (no one lives forever, Fido ain't no Cat)
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To: AngieGOP

Can we leave them all there ? pretty please!!!


17 posted on 10/26/2006 11:54:23 AM PDT by pandoraou812 ( barbaric with zero tolerance and dilligaf?)
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To: The Bronze Titan

Otto, if you keep saying bad things about Castro you will never get invited to any of the cocktail parties or confirmation hearings by Joe Biden or Pat Leahy!!


18 posted on 10/26/2006 12:01:20 PM PDT by bpjam (Hezbollah, Hamas, Al Qaida - The Religion of Peace)
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To: taxesareforever

I'm sure Jimma Carter will get front row seating.

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That lying traitor is probably delivering the eulogy.


19 posted on 10/26/2006 12:06:35 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: The Bronze Titan

No doubt Jimmy Carter will be front and center.


20 posted on 10/26/2006 12:08:20 PM PDT by kimoajax (Rack'em & Stack'em)
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