[SAJ]

Charles III?? More like Squidgy I, doubtless, if you remember the old mobile-phone headlines in the Sun, et al.

Or perhaps Vegan Doofus I, which would equally suit him. ;^)

[Miss Behave]

King Kotex

[Mila]

"Charles III?? More like Squidgy I, doubtless, if you remember the old mobile-phone headlines in the Sun, et al."

Charles may have said and done some strange things over time, but he can't be blamed for the Squidgy scandal. Diana was Squidgy, not Charles:)

"Despite efforts to suppress the details of their marital attrition, it was not long after the biography became public that British intelligence released to a London tabloid a taped telephone conversation--the so-called "Squidgy" tape--that agents recorded during their surveillance of Diana's close male friend, James Gilbey, in which Gilbey passionately declared his love for Diana, his "Squidgy."

http://www.coopsjokes.com/amz/amzdiana.htm