"Charles III?? More like Squidgy I, doubtless, if you remember the old mobile-phone headlines in the Sun, et al."
Charles may have said and done some strange things over time, but he can't be blamed for the Squidgy scandal. Diana was Squidgy, not Charles:)
"Despite efforts to suppress the details of their marital attrition, it was not long after the biography became public that British intelligence released to a London tabloid a taped telephone conversation--the so-called "Squidgy" tape--that agents recorded during their surveillance of Diana's close male friend, James Gilbey, in which Gilbey passionately declared his love for Diana, his "Squidgy."
http://www.coopsjokes.com/amz/amzdiana.htm
If this is incorrect, as per your post, I apologise (but, I will say my impression or memory, whatever, is really pretty strong on this).
And, for the record, I will note the following: any person, dear or unknown, who EVER should call me ''Squidgy'', had damned well better have his or her personal insurance fully paid up to date, or else remain permanently out of my reach.
''Squidgy''?!? Surely no more than one step removed from, for instance, ''Octopussy''. Gaak! If that's some sort of endearment, I should rather have a straight cussing-out.
Great gracious G-d, save us all from Squidgydom, please!