To: conservative in nyc
I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno.
5 posted on
10/25/2006 9:02:26 PM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(The California Republican Party needs Arnold the way a drowning man needs an anvil.)
To: ElkGroveDan
We don't get orders from Fresno. We get them directly from the Rovemeister himself. JimRob just does administrative stuff; he doesn't actually give out marching orders.
And you won't get your decoder ring until you get into the top 10 on a DUFU thread three times, or IB4P once.
To: ElkGroveDan
You mean you haven't been wet-wired into Karl's MinionNet yet? It's great! I can simultaneously get talking points and marching orders from Karl, the Freemasons, the Elders of Zion, and the Bilderberg Group!
7 posted on
10/25/2006 9:08:28 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: ElkGroveDan
"I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. "
There are no marching orders, only Rovian Mind Control (TM).
10 posted on
10/25/2006 9:13:30 PM PDT by
WOSG
(Broken-glass time, Republicans! Save the Congress!)
To: ElkGroveDan
Hey, keep it quiet!
Double check the secret message on the bottom of the most recent milk bottle
you got.
It clearly says that Rove The Dark Lord told us to maintain Internet
silence until Nov. 8.
The DU Forces of Light are always monitoring our "chatter".
And you know how tough Democrats are on security issues.
(/joking)
11 posted on
10/25/2006 9:14:04 PM PDT by
VOA
To: ElkGroveDan
Don't tell me you didn't have the chip installed!
13 posted on
10/25/2006 9:14:38 PM PDT by
AmishDude
(Mwahahahahahahahaha -- official evil laugh of the North American Union)
To: ElkGroveDan
I'm using my Ovaltine Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to decode my daily marching orders that can be found in the secret threads posted here daily.
I've decoded the most recent one and it says, "dlpu cl vivitz snizzle doby." I haven't figured out what that means yet.
16 posted on
10/25/2006 9:15:25 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(If it embarrasses you to prove your U.S. citizenship, DON'T VOTE!!!)
To: ElkGroveDan
You need the Premium Membership for that.
25 posted on
10/25/2006 9:26:12 PM PDT by
SmithL
(Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
To: ElkGroveDan; Gordongekko909; lesser_satan; WOSG; VOA; AmishDude; FlingWingFlyer; SmithL
If you want in on the Rove-cabal, go to this location. We meet there on Saturdays for brunch.![](http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/images/build-a-burger.jpg)
It is located on the 331/3 block of Tinfoil Ave.
When you go in, go to the cash register manned by the guy who looks like this...
![](http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/bikershots/lilalien%20(2).jpg)
and order the Bohemian Grove Combo -- Large -- With a Dr. Pepper.
Further instructions will be on your receipt.
56 posted on
10/25/2006 10:13:31 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
To: ElkGroveDan
I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno.I got my marching orders on the Dixie Chick thing by recording Rush Limbaugh, then taking every 13th word, dubbed them together and then played it backwards. I'm still waiting for the decoder ring. I think those are for >$50 monthly people. : (
94 posted on
10/26/2006 2:57:01 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: ElkGroveDan
Your just not a third level Freeper. /sarcasm
97 posted on
10/26/2006 3:23:13 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: ElkGroveDan
Even if you should receive it you won't be able to interpret it if you haven't gotten you decoder ring. You do have that don't you?
To: ElkGroveDan
"I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno."Check your attic for tin foil (sometimes on the insulation)...
I get my orders in my sleep.
129 posted on
10/26/2006 3:58:24 PM PDT by
norton
To: ElkGroveDan
Don't believe anything you hear or read about our marching orders.
Actually all orders are cut and pasted using Elmer's Glue All out of an old set of Funk and Wagnel Dictionaries found in the Alpine, Kalifornia garbage dump.
Oh! the chief order cutter works at one of the few commercial businesses in town.
I'm not allowed to divulge the name of where he works but it rhymes with True Value.
133 posted on
10/27/2006 12:09:00 AM PDT by
OKIEDOC
(Kalifornia now a certified socialist state reporting to Mexico City for further instructions)
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