[ElkGroveDan]

I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno.

[Gordongekko909]

We don't get orders from Fresno. We get them directly from the Rovemeister himself. JimRob just does administrative stuff; he doesn't actually give out marching orders.

And you won't get your decoder ring until you get into the top 10 on a DUFU thread three times, or IB4P once.

[lesser_satan]

You mean you haven't been wet-wired into Karl's MinionNet yet? It's great! I can simultaneously get talking points and marching orders from Karl, the Freemasons, the Elders of Zion, and the Bilderberg Group!

[WOSG]

"I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. "

There are no marching orders, only Rovian Mind Control (TM).

[VOA]

Hey, keep it quiet!
Double check the secret message on the bottom of the most recent milk bottle
you got.

It clearly says that Rove The Dark Lord told us to maintain Internet
silence until Nov. 8.

The DU Forces of Light are always monitoring our "chatter".
And you know how tough Democrats are on security issues.
(/joking)

[AmishDude]

Don't tell me you didn't have the chip installed!

[FlingWingFlyer]

I'm using my Ovaltine Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to decode my daily marching orders that can be found in the secret threads posted here daily.

I've decoded the most recent one and it says, "dlpu cl vivitz snizzle doby." I haven't figured out what that means yet.

[SmithL]

You need the Premium Membership for that.

[uglybiker]

If you want in on the Rove-cabal, go to this location. We meet there on Saturdays for brunch.

It is located on the 33^1/3 block of Tinfoil Ave.

When you go in, go to the cash register manned by the guy who looks like this...

and order the Bohemian Grove Combo -- Large -- With a Dr. Pepper.

Further instructions will be on your receipt.

[Caipirabob]

I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno.

I got my marching orders on the Dixie Chick thing by recording Rush Limbaugh, then taking every 13th word, dubbed them together and then played it backwards. I'm still waiting for the decoder ring. I think those are for >$50 monthly people. : (

[bmwcyle]

Your just not a third level Freeper. /sarcasm

[pepperdog]

Even if you should receive it you won't be able to interpret it if you haven't gotten you decoder ring. You do have that don't you?

[norton]

"I want to know more about the FreeRepublic mailing list by which we get our marching orders. I keep asking my mailman but there's never anything from Command Headquarters in Fresno."

Check your attic for tin foil (sometimes on the insulation)...
I get my orders in my sleep.

[OKIEDOC]

Don't believe anything you hear or read about our marching orders.

Actually all orders are cut and pasted using Elmer's Glue All out of an old set of Funk and Wagnel Dictionaries found in the Alpine, Kalifornia garbage dump.

Oh! the chief order cutter works at one of the few commercial businesses in town.

I'm not allowed to divulge the name of where he works but it rhymes with True Value.