My bad. I figured, the soft-woods debate, "Alberta" and the fact that you post on a host of hockey threads (when we have 'em, that is. And please, pity my Devils!) and made a leap of (il-)logic.
mea culpa.
"Alberta's Child" is a witty little song by Canadian country music legend Ian Tyson -- in which Tyson sings about the peculiar characteristics of Alberta cowboys (as opposed to cowboys in Texas or people from other parts of Canada).