Posted on 10/24/2006 10:55:25 AM PDT by lizol
"Nothing for me. I don't have much of an appetite."
Some bright detail out of this story. At least foreign media start to go in good direction calling them more properly. I hate when they are labeled as newspaper of Polish democratic opposition
John F'n Kerry is a walking 'Neanderthal'.
My wife and I say that almost everyday to eachother around dinner tim eand LOL each time. i forget what the first guy ordered and would love to know.
ROTFL, see my post above this. What did the first caveman order? My wife and I can't remember.
Haul out the "Redheads Are Neanderthals" links, please.....:))
Only one caveman ordered. The other said he didn't have much of an appetite.
Nothing. He didn't have much of an appetite.
Thank you.
First caveman: "I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa."
Second caveman: "Nothing for me. I don't have much of an appetite."
Which I always thought was a surprisingly sophisticated put-down...
"Troglodyte"
(As recorded by Jimmy Castor Bunch)
JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH
What we're gonna do right here is go back
Way back into time
When the only people that existed were Troglodytes
Cave men, cave woman, Neadrothol, Troglodytes
Imagine the average cave man at home
Listening to his stereo
Sometimes he'd get up and dance
He'd move something like this "dance dance"
He'd get tired of dancing alone and look in the mirror
And say "gotta find a woman"
"Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman"
Then he'd go down to the lake where all the girls
Would be swimming or washing clothes or something
And he'd grab one by the hair
You can't do that today fellas
'Cause it might come off
You have a hand full of hair
And she'd be swimming away from you
This was a big woman, big
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters
She looked down on him
And started to crush him
Then she began to play him
He looked up at her and said "sock it to me"
"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me"
She looked down on him
And said "I'll sock it to you daddy"
And you know what he said
He started it all way back then
I ain't gonna lie to you
He said "right on, right on"
Hot pants, hot pants
Uh uh uh.
(c) Copyright 1972 by Jimpire Music.
- HIT PARADER, October 1972.
She is a relation to the Loch Ness monster.
Redheads aren't Neanderthals, they are not from this planet. Of course no one as wonderful as a redhead could be from this planet.(just in case the wife is watching)
Well, look at the picture of the heavyweight boxer Valuev[?]. He's based in the United States, I believe. That skull is most certainly not human, with sloping forehead and brow ridges. So much for the Giertych's racism.
Cavemen around the world are insulted when compared to Michael Moore, Helen Thomas, Neil Young and especially John Kerry (did you know that he served in Vietnam?) Cavemen are braver, better looking, smarter, more artistic, and have better table manners!
ROFLMAO
Who would you rather welcome as a son in law?
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