The Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research
Grand Central Station
P.O. Box 4777
New York, NY 10163
Dear Mr. Michael J. Fox;
I have a modest proposal for the increased support for the use of embyonic stem cells in the treatment of Parkinson's Disease.
You should impregante your wife and then harvet the stem cells from the embryo. This, I feel, would demonstrate to the whole world your total commitment to the cause of embryonic stem cell research. I would also propose that you video tape the entire procedure and make it available on the internet.
Second I would propose that to further the cause of tissue and organ transplants, you might want to consider harveting some organs from one of your four children and then donate them to a worth canidate.
I think there are great opportunities available for you to promote those worthy causes you are involved in. I stand ready to assist you at any opportunity.
Yours truly,
"Panzerkardinal"
Slam dunk!