A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and supported the distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican which she expressed openly.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & the addition of more government welfare programs. Based on the lectures that she had participated in and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that for years her father had obviously harbored an evil, even selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.
He stopped her and asked her, point blank, how she was doing in school. She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. She studied all the time and never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didnt even have time for a boyfriend and didnt really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying because of her more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, How is your good friend Mary doing?
Mary is barely getting by, she replied. She barely has a 2.0 GPA, and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies. But Mary is extremely popular on campus. College, for her, is a blast. She goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesnt even show up for classes because she is too hung over.
Her father then asked his daughter, Why dont you go to the Deans office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0? That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.
The daughter, visibly shocked by her fathers suggestion, angrily fired back, That wouldnt be fair! I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done little or nothing! She played while I worked real hard!
The father slowly smiled, winked and said, Welcome to the Republican Party.
thank you for this gem...it made my day!!!!
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