Posted on 10/20/2006 6:43:30 AM PDT by ShadowDancer
Please tell me this is from Scrappleface.
OLD:
IN CASE OF FIRE, THROW THIS IN.
NEW:
IN CASE OF SHOOTER, HOLD THIS UP!
That could be a great shield, but they are only 8x11?
I'm not sure if this guy should be allowed to push a broom.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
This is a wonderful idea. We should ask our police forces to do the same thing. I'm sure it would be a cheaper solution than those expensive bullet proof vests. Not only that but you could easily move the book to any area of the body that the bullet was going to hit.
Golly these guys are smart.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
What a frickin' GENUIS!
Yeah,let's leave all them old textbooks under the desk so that they MIGHT be available to shocked, surprised, frightened kids to use as shields who, of ocurse, will be thinking clearly in such a emergency.
Certainly, lets keep tons more paper and other flammable materials in the classroom, creating fire hazards and possible obstacles to an evacuation in an emergency.
Why, it's so positively brilliant, it kills two political birds with one stone: no guns in the school and we're recycling!
MORON doesn't even begin to desrribe this person....
I like this. Not because it's very practical, but because it signifies (along with that Texas district's effort to have kids fight back) a shift away from student and teacher passivity.
While teaching my Ed. Leadership class a couple weeks ago, one of my African American students raised the question as to why there are few or no "massacres" in urban schools. We hashed this around for awhile and eventually he suggested that school shooters look for soft targets: "white middle class schools." He pointed out that black boys would never just follow a gunman's orders, e.g., "all you boys leave, all you girls stay," etc. They'd rush the guy and probably kill him if they could.
I've an idea, "Teaching Tanks".
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If it wasn't a Sooner, I'd be inclined to believe it had to be fake.
No offense to any Sooners out there :)
A Webser's dictionary used to be standard desk issue. What's wrong with that?
And teach your children to understand the path of a bullet and estimate exactly where it will hit so you can move the book around and 'catch' it.
I've heard some stupid ideas...
and the guy is a Republican too. Sheeesh I guess we have our own fair share of idiots too..
Well, I know for a fact that my Torts book couldn't stop a .223 round from my AR-15. My .50AE shredded it. My Contracts book did stop a 9mm round, however.
This is gonna give a new definition to "being booked".
People tend to laugh at unusual ideas but get past the old texts under the desk and I think it is a good idea for kids to put anything between their head and a bullet. It might not work but it sure can't hurt IMO.
I got it. He thinks this is the Matrix and we can all move books around faster than speeding bullets...
"Misterrrr Crozier..."
"The names Neo!"
This guy has been watching too much TV
This idea is in the same league as "Duck and Cover."
What a marroon!
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