Anti-Democrat, Anti-North Korea Sarcasm Torpedo (gee, how apt!) ARMED. FIRE!
1. John Kerry's SF 180.
2. Al Gore's missing Democrat votes from Florida.
3. Jimmuh Carter's conscience.
4. Madeleine Albright's lingerie from her one-night stand with NK's "Dear Leader".
5. Responding to Uncle Ted's call from Chappaquiddick. Too late!
6. Bill Frist's cojones.
7. Rove's October Surprise
8. Osama bin Laden
9. O.J. Simpson found the real killer!
10. Hillary Clinton's Rose Law Firm billing records.
Cheers!