[TomGuy]

slashed his throat with a makeshift blade fashioned from a small piece of metal attached to a wooden stick

Maybe they should add that as an option.

Death Penalty? You may choose the method of your demise. Select A, B, or C from the following:

A. Electric chair
B. Lethal injection
C. Slash own throat with a makeshift blade fashioned from a small piece of metal attached to a wooden stick

[lesser_satan]

I'd prefer lethal injection, but I bet slitting your own throat is less painful than the electric chair.