Posted on 10/18/2006 3:19:35 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
Its not Hillarys fault that she tells lies its her parents. At least, thats what Hillary Clinton wants you to believe.
You have to hand it to the Clintons when theyre caught lying they can spin it into a nice story about their childhood. How sweet, in a pathologically deceptive kind of way.
For years, Hillary Clinton was going around claiming that she was named after the first person to reach the summit of Mt. Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary. This has been reported as fact as late as a week ago in the New York Times. It didnt take long for somebody to notice that the numbers didnt add up, and that was years ago. After being reminded of the lie, yet again, Hillary has recanted the claim via a sweet story of family history with this explanation:
For more than a decade, Sen. Clintons informal biography repeated the story, and it was recounted in former President Bill Clintons 2004 autobiography, My Life.
The problem with the tale, however, is one of timing. Sir Edmund and his Sherpa guide, Tenzing Norgay, became known to the world only in 1953, after becoming the first men to reach Everests summit. Sen. Clinton was born in 1947.
Whats the explanation? You can almost smell the apple pie cooling on the window sill of the asylum as Hillarys spokeswoman explains:
It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add.
Good Lord, even her parents were liars. Nah, whats even more pathetic is that Hillary gets caught doing what she does best and then blames her parents for lying to her. Shell stop at nothing. If this explanation doesnt work itll be the Popes fault, then Bullwinkle, then the boogie man, then brother Hugh.
One must wonder why the esteemed Senator and oft described smartest woman in the world didnt bother to do the math of the Sir Edmund Hillary vs. her name until yesterday? But thats the whole modus operandi of the Clintons. Lie, lie lie, and when caught, spin, spin, spin, and keep spinning until youre mistaken for a merry-go-round.
You can spot a pathological liar easily, because theyre the ones who lie about things that dont really even matter. Why did Hillary choose to lie about being named after a mountain climber? Did this gain her any votes? Is there an enormous mountain-climber voter bloc she was wooing? Doubtful. No, its just the way she is. Asking why the Clintons lie is like asking why a dog licks his balls.
The Clintons shine as team pathological liar. Who says they never do anything together? When we hear Hillary say (or, more accurately put, her spokeswoman per her instructions) with a straight face and unapologetically no less, that lies can inspire greatness, the terminal level of the illness becomes apparent. The cattle futures profits, the stolen White House china, the missing FBI files, crooked land dealings, all of it, is done to inspire greatness. If we all strove for such greatness, there wouldnt be enough prisons to hold us.
Criminals in the United States may have a new plea option here. One that claims their crime was caused by bogus information given them by their parents to inspire greatness which ended up inspiring robbing a bank or cheating on taxes to attain said greatness: The Hillary Defense. So named, of course, after Sir Edmund Hillary.
What else did mother tell you, Hillary?
"Her whole life has been a lie"
Can you imagine facing your 60th birthday and realizing everything that's otherwise important in life is, for you, a lie? A sham marriage? Don't think I could live like that.
It's what he does afterwards that worries me.
This is nothing more than Queen Hitlary cleaning out some items in her skeleton closet so they'll be out of the way in '08......
You can almost smell the apple pie cooling on the window sill of the asylum as Hillarys spokeswoman explains: "It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add."
It must surely require extensive effort to keep her monsterous demons under control.
Oh, yes.
This pair of pathological liars have devastated more lives than any two Americans in the history of our republic.
Further, her husband never denied raping Juanita Broadrick (sp?) - he referred future questions on the issue to his lawyer.
Because he can't make a fist.
Her parents knew Sir Edmond Hillary would be famous years before he was famous and so they confidently named Hillary after the future mountain climber so she could bask in his reflective glory.
And so, just because she has the same name as that of a mountain climber, whose personal physical feat impacted no one and led to nothing, and who everyone has forgotten, she should be elected the first socialist president of the United States? I don't think so.
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