[A.Hun]

I've got a better idea:

[redhead]

Actually, more like THIS.

[Names Ash Housewares]

Worked in "A Christmas Story"!

[just me]

My oldest son used to like to eat soap. He would take bites out of bars of zest... Yuck...

I did not swear in front of my parents or any adult when I was a kid.. My mother would have planted me in the wall... I am 50 and still do not swear in front of my mother or my children, in fact I hardly swear at all...