[Physicist]

Someone will find a way to construe this as evidence that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.

[SteveMcKing]

"Someone will find a way to construe this as evidence that the Earth is only a few thousand years old."

No construing necessary: they will cite any condition and declare that it proves something. Pure non sequitur.

[F.J. Mitchell]

While others will perceive it as proof that the earth is several trillion years older than first believed, thus allowing mindless matter more time to accident itself into what we are today.

[elkfersupper]

Someone will find a way to construe this as evidence that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.

Those who would do so neither need, require, nor use evidence.

[Iscool]

Someone will find a way to construe this as evidence that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.

Ain't that the truth...Everybody knows that this sediment just grew legs and walked away...Some of 'em are probably in NZ right now sittin' in a Starbucks sippin' on a Latte'...