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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts"
CBS ^ | 10/11/2006 | Letterman

Posted on 10/12/2006 2:26:33 PM PDT by edzo4

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To: Past Your Eyes

I tried to watch Letterman over the years and I just cannot do it. Leno's monologue can be funny sometimes but it has been a while since I watched him as well.

I did like number 6 though: "Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl""


41 posted on 10/12/2006 3:41:18 PM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: Cobra64

Now that's more like it! Va Va Va Voom!


42 posted on 10/12/2006 3:41:41 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (U.S. out of the U.N., and the U.N. out of the U.S.!)
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To: bmwcyle
11. She takes off her bra.

She's actually done that. Not a pretty sight. OTOH, she's an old lady, she's earned the right to droop. :)

43 posted on 10/12/2006 3:44:00 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: Past Your Eyes
"Am I the onliest one who thinks that is just plain lame? Has David Letterman ever been funny? I must be missing that gene or something."

David Letterman has NEVER said a funny thing. I believe his audiences are paid to laugh when the sign comes on.

44 posted on 10/12/2006 3:47:51 PM PDT by redhead (Valley Trash: The beer of champions! (Free the DOG!))
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To: trashcanbred

Remember when Mel Gibson was brought into the Sheriff's Station in Malibu after his arrest last July? A female deputy was standing there, looking right at him. Mel turned his head to her and said, "What are you looking at, sugar t*ts?" I'm sure he would never use that term when looking at Babs!


45 posted on 10/12/2006 3:47:55 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (U.S. out of the U.N., and the U.N. out of the U.S.!)
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To: shield
"by her lashing out at A Bush supporter This is NOT true....there were plenty of Bush supporters there....lots of boos...when she used the 'F' bomb lots and lots of her audience LEFT... ;o)"

WHERE pray tell did you read that?! Have a link?

46 posted on 10/12/2006 3:50:06 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: dead

LOL I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.


47 posted on 10/12/2006 3:54:35 PM PDT by swheats (BE STRONG. STAY VIGILANT! Our Victory depends on you.)
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To: RoseofTexas

I heard it on several shows last night discussing it.


48 posted on 10/12/2006 3:58:52 PM PDT by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: edzo4

Well, she appeared in the movie "Nuts"...with Richard Dreyfuss, at that...


49 posted on 10/12/2006 4:17:35 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: dead

Study her nose in that shot. It looks like a penis!


50 posted on 10/12/2006 4:32:36 PM PDT by jslade (The beatings well cease when morale improves!)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

He said that? Wow... classy guy.


51 posted on 10/12/2006 4:33:58 PM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: edzo4

Every time we poke fun at Barb, my eyes start to burn from the pics.


52 posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:27 PM PDT by rbosque
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To: Millee
#8, made up like Alice Cooper LOL!
53 posted on 10/12/2006 4:50:05 PM PDT by RunningWolf (2-1 Cav 1975)
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To: rbosque

The devil made me do it.

54 posted on 10/12/2006 5:04:52 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Do what you love and the ridicule will follow.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

How many women is that?


55 posted on 10/12/2006 5:07:18 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Past Your Eyes

Whooa... Thanks for that! Now I'm gonna have to rip my eyes out of their sockets....Thanks.


56 posted on 10/12/2006 5:10:42 PM PDT by rbosque
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To: Past Your Eyes

That is soooo bad.

ROFL!


57 posted on 10/12/2006 5:10:52 PM PDT by Palladin (Congressmen don't use bookmarks; they bend over the pages.)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Is that Rosie O'Donnell's body?


58 posted on 10/12/2006 5:12:19 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (U.S. out of the U.N., and the U.N. out of the U.S.!)
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To: edzo4
8. At conclusion of "The Way We Were," bites off the head of a bat

That one really struck me as funny.

Especially because I was flipping back and forth between Letterman and Leno and a few minutes before the Top Ten Leno was joking about Babs and used that line.

Said during one of her songs, she bit the head off of a bat.

GRATE minds love cheeze.

59 posted on 10/12/2006 5:16:57 PM PDT by Syncro (FR Rocks: Walking the Walk With Action and Talk)
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To: lesser_satan
Any one of us could make up 10 such signs that are many times funnier, and Letterman has a staff of writers.

But it's also his delivery. Letterman has never had the magic that makes a man funny. Red Skelton had it. Jack Benny had it. Letterman does not have it. The funniest joke dies when he tells it.

Watching Letterman is like watching test patterns.

Comedy today is mostly un-funny. If you don't think so try laughing at anything Whoopi Goldberg says.
60 posted on 10/12/2006 5:48:07 PM PDT by R.W.Ratikal
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