Posted on 10/12/2006 7:44:30 AM PDT by blinachka
Subject: Democratic Convention
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:29:10 -0500
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship(mostly to selves) == Jessie Jackson
& Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 - 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speaker: The proper etiquette for surrender – French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. A short talk on why I hate the Military -- William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in broadcasting award -- Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton -- Mahmud Ahmadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet. 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
12:10 A.M. Closing flag burning.
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