"i heard that. bloody freakshow."
You seem unwilling to appreciate the metaphor. I'd advise you to read more. Perhaps you might appreciate some time the psalms, and a whole lot more.
2 Samuel 6 :16....And as the ark of the LORD came into the city of David, Michal Saul's daughter looked through a window, and saw king David leaping and dancing before the LORD; and she despised him in her heart.
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2 Samuel 6 : 23....Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
Saul's Daughter Michal Watching David Dance Before the Ark
If you do not understand the metaphor(s), then perhaps a bit more reading might be in order.