Comedy director David Zucker goes to GOP? You can't be serious!

Jewish Journal ^ | 10-06-2006 | Marc Ballo

[GOPJ]

"You have people like Michael Moore going into foreign countries saying Americans are the stupidest people in the world," Zucker said. "I want to tell the real America story, that America is a force for good."

Politics became deadly serious for Zucker on Sept. 11; he was disturbed by liberals who, he said, blamed America or spoke of root causes.

We've been blessed. Welcom home, Zucker.

[elcid1970]

Dave Barry once asked what growing up would have really been like for an actual boy who was known to everyone as Beaver Cleaver.

;^)

[dirtboy]

mark for later

[3catsanadog]

I speak Jive.

[Hoodat]

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

[Erasmus]

There would be no possibility of his not becoming a porn film star.

[OldPossum]

I don't think that Mr. Zucker should be concerned about being shunned by the Hollywood bigwigs. Those people have one concern: money and if he can deliver it to them (and he has proved that he can), everything else is of no consequence.

[packrat35]

Dude. Today is my birthday and my name is Ralph. This made my day. LOL

[McGavin999]

Which is why he called his business manager before agreeing to make these new attack ads: He wanted to know whether he could afford a Hollywood shunning. The answer: "I'm OK as long as I don't buy an $8-million mansion," he said.

Ah ha! The new "In" status symbol. You know you have arrived when you can afford to be a republican in Hollywood :o)

[B-Chan]

LATRINE!

[Pharmboy]

LOL! Nice one...

[veronica]

Apparently Mel is about to begin his pre-release media blitz. This should be interesting. :)

But I won't be going to any more Mel Gibson movies, I can tell you that.

[ReagansRaiders]

Where's the tax ad? The Madeleine Albright one is a riot!

"I found him hanging out at one of those all-night wicker places."