Oh, good. I'm not the only one that has to endure that.
The worse for me was when, on my children's insistence, we went to see The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in the theaters. My wife and I sat on opposite sides of the children for containment reasons so we couldn't talk during the movie. At the end of the movie I asked her what she thought of it and she told me, "I couldn't figure out how to slit my wrists on the theater chair."
We have been told that Bear in the Big Blue House has a superior go-to-the-potty DVD.
I suppose it shall at least answer the question, "Does a bear . . ?"