You don't say!
Curvature radius of at least 1000 miles, so you might as well make it straight.
Then, you still have the problem of getting any appreciable positive z-dot (vertical velocity), on a launch ramp of workable size, without mashing the occupants into dinosaur cartilege.
You're probably right. Something I read years ago proposed doing it with a 350 mile track. I think the g forces quoted were pretty serious. I think your reference to dinosaur cartilage is pretty good.