[George W. Bush]

After the page scandals of the Eighties, the page system should have been eliminated. What, they can't hire adults for the job because they're trying to save money? This Congress?

Dump the pages. Obviously, our sleazy congresscritters can't be trusted alone with them. For Pete's sake, they're congressmen, not priests.

[LanaTurnerOverdrive]

Obviously, our sleazy congresscritters can't be trusted alone with them. For Pete's sake, they're congressmen, not priests.

Now that's funny.

[Elsie]

For Pete's sake, they're congressmen, not priests.

You owe me a keyboard!!!!!!