Brilliant move, hey you guys, as a single Catholic guy, if I ever happen to become Pope, remind me to remove from their position anyone like this guy who offerers to stand me up like a pinata so I get hit a few more times by a mad gunman.
That thought crossed my mind as well. Hold him up?!? Why wouldn't you be laying him in the floor of the car and covering him?!?
Don't you need to get the Sacrament of Holy Orders?
(or were being a wise guy)