[Venerable Bede]

From another SF Gate article on the same story:

David "Toby" Meyers sat on a log with his belongings, including a cell phone and portable DVD player, spread around him. The 27-year-old said he has been homeless for 10 years since leaving his hometown in Texas to head somewhere more liberal.

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

LOL! Took him 10 years! I could have told him where to go directly.