[LonePalm]

Perhaps we should try something they won't expect?

No one ever expects the Spamish inquisition!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Watery Tart]

"Bleah! I don't like Spam!"