Don't you just love it when the press reports about the press?
Don't help much now.....Don't think it would've then either.
Big freaking deal AQ...you won that round....but we have kicked your ass cross the four corners of this earth ever since...
Add the following subtitle, "This person is currently rotting in hell."
I have a lot of videos unseen by atta...
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The video was time stamped January 18, 2000.
Who was the President then, and still had one year to serve as such?
Who did nothing while storm clouds were gathering?
If the video has not been seen, how do they really know what's on it?
It reported that Atta was filmed reading a document marked in Arabic as a will as he sat beside fellow hijacker Ziad Jarrah - who seized control of United Airlines flight 93, which crashed into a field in Shanksville, Pa.The newspaper said that a timecode stamp on the videotape indicated it had been recorded on January 18, 2000 and the recording was made at an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan.
There was no soundtrack, the newspaper said. It quoted an unnamed U.S. source as saying that attempts to lip read the tape to transcribe the content had been unsuccessful.
Our intelligence services have just been handed a gold mine; since the version of the tape held by the newspaper has no audio track, and since attempts to "lip read" what Atta was saying failed, all we need to do is mount a little disinformation campaign by genning up a faux audio track to go with the video, then leak the "complete" tape to a media source that will dutifully play it for the world to hear.
[English translation of soundtrack follows] -- "My name is Mohammed Atta; praise be to Allah and the Prophet for giving me this opportinuty to express my gratitudes to enjoy the hands of another man on unmentionable parts. And the taste of his precious bodily fluids sends the chills upon my backbones that I have not experienced since the last time f*cked my Uncle's goat, Praise be to Allah! I thank our Fearless Leader, Osama, for introducing me to the ways of brotherly companionship during the harsh cold nights in the training camps, so far away from the comforts of my homeland. I have the recollections of many nights Osama would stay up with us in the tents and show us how to "sword fight" with our manhoods until dawn!Now, when I see American men, I get hard like a camel ready to mate an entire herd of shameless desert-cows! I like especially much pictures of their men wearing tight leather outfits in magazines like "Anal Invasion!" I also yearn to visit the centers of culture in their country: San Fransisco, Key West, and Provincetown, inchallah! For such opportunity I am pleased to sacrifices all for one night of carnal bliss with greatest of all Americans: Tom Cruise; Praise be upon the Prophet! I AM THOBBING OF THE LOVE JUICES AT THE THOUGHT OF HIS HAIRY LOINS! Please, make my dreams come true!" ALLAH AKBAR! UUUUUUUUUHHHHH! UHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHHHH UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Al Qaeda's poll ratings in the Middle East will plummet like a sour fig shot out of a camel's ass. Maybe they can get Dan "Fake, but accurate" Rather to come out of retirement to breathlessly present the newly discovered tape on the six o'clock news..... yeah... that's the ticket!
"The newspaper said that a timecode stamp on the videotape indicated it had been recorded on January 18, 2000"
That must be wrong. In January 2000 Clinton was President, not Bush. It has to be wrong.