[Lurker]

Mrs. L used to work in a 5 star tall food eatery in Northern California.

For the last seven years she's been a Banquet Manager at a rather posh midwestern golf course.

She says she misses the kitchen sometimes.

So I tell her to get in there and cook me somthing.

Most times I manage to escape without serious injury.

L

[EricT.]

Q: Why are women's feet smaller than a man's feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the stove.

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the stove.

I swear my wife thought they were funny.