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Escaped Hamster Forces Plane to Land
Fox News ^
| 9/29/06
| AP Wire
Posted on 09/29/2006 11:09:26 AM PDT by rock_lobsta
INNSBRUCK, Austria — It wasn't "Snakes on a Plane," but an Austrian Airlines jet made an unscheduled stop as a precaution Friday after a passenger sneaked a hamster aboard and the rodent escaped.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gerbil; richardlandinggere
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Can't help myself...
To: rock_lobsta
So many jokes, so many ways to get banned!
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:10:26 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: rock_lobsta
Just release a snake, and the problem is solved.
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:10:28 AM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: rock_lobsta
"Mr. Gere, we're from the Transportation Security Administration, if you'd just come with us, please..."
}:-)4
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:12:00 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(They caught me white and nerdy.)
To: rock_lobsta
They're cuter than rats. And look adorable when they stuff their litttle cheek pouches with food.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:12:13 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: tiredoflaundry
I've got a well behaved little hamster sitting on my computer. It's a pink and white Ty Beanie hamster, they are the best behaved.
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:12:35 AM PDT
by
Shimmer128
(My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
To: rock_lobsta
"Mr. Gere, we've been through this before. You know these are not allowed in your carry-on!"
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:13:28 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: Brilliant
Hey, what a great idea for a movie script! Brilliant!
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:13:37 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: Shimmer128
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:13:39 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: rock_lobsta
Was it a Siberian Hamster?
10
posted on
09/29/2006 11:14:10 AM PDT
by
Grut
To: rock_lobsta
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:14:57 AM PDT
by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: tiredoflaundry
Okay, who let the hamster have the control yoke!
This must be a yolk! Yah shure, a Svedish Lemming!
To: rock_lobsta
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:15:49 AM PDT
by
Slainte
To: tiredoflaundry; rock_lobsta
Banned? Funniest thing on FR today! Come on,it's Friday!
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:16:07 AM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(Trust can't be bought)
To: rock_lobsta
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:16:21 AM PDT
by
verum ago
(The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
To: rock_lobsta
SO, has it been confirmed that Richard Gere was definately on the plane?
16
posted on
09/29/2006 11:16:59 AM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to protect it.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Jim McGreevy is deeply saddened... and jealous!</p>
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:17:12 AM PDT
by
rock_lobsta
(Offending liberals since 1993)
To: goldstategop
They're cuter than rats.
| |
"In your dreams,
hamster-boy!" |
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:17:37 AM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(True Conservatives don't vote for Liberals just because they have an 'R' by their name.)
To: Issaquahking
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:17:54 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
To: rock_lobsta
Hampster solutions...
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posted on
09/29/2006 11:18:30 AM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(Trust can't be bought)
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