TOP-10 TORTURE FOR GAY GOVERNOR

NY Post ^ | 9/29/2006 | Page6

[Sabramerican]

DAVID Letterman had a gay ol' time ....sending up former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey and his warts-and-all bio, "The Confession," which chronicles his secret homo sexual life. Letterman's Top-10 chapter titles for McGreevey's tome:

10) "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself;"

9) "How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years;"

8) "From Schwar zenegger to Pataki: Governors I'd Like to Oil Up;"

7) "Another Confession - I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake;"

6) "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan;"

5) "The New Jersey Budget Crisis - What Would Judy Garland Do?;"

4) "A Look at the Governor's Balls;"

3) "Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth;"

2) "How to Push Through a Bill - Or a Steve or a Larry;"

And the No. 1 chapter title - drum roll, please! - "Why I Don't Like Bush."

[Sabramerican]

Enjoy

[SevenofNine]

That funny MAN LOLOL!

[LIConFem]

LOL!! I'm not a Letterman fan, but these are a scream!!

"The New Jersey Budget Crisis - What Would Judy Garland Do?;" "

Priceless!!! ;o)

[MarkeyD]

I always liked:

Top 10 Body Parts or Van Pattens

10. Heart
9. Kidney
8. Vincent
7. Trachea
6. Joyce
5. James
4. Bladder
3. Timothy
2. Spleen
1. Dick

[elhombrelibre]

This will probably bring McGreevey to his knees.

[M1Tanker]

So the left can say things like this about one of their own, but they still see nothing wrong with calling anyone else 'homophobic'???

Kinda like when the left screams "Kill the Jews" and "Death to Israel" and in the same breath calls President Bush "Hitler".

The Cognitive Dissonance is incredible to view.

[elc]

I enjoyed them too.:)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1710612/posts

[Cicero]

Funny but tacky.

What do we think? Who is the tackier politician, Jim McGreevey or Bill Clinton?

[rabidralph]

Do you mean tacky as in sticky?

[Cicero]

Or icky.

[Dansong]

I can't believe some of these got passed the censors.

[Paved Paradise]

Those really were hysterical, but the truth is this guy is just a gross pig. I heard excerpts from his book and he had the gall to dedicate it to his daughters!!!!!

[M1Tanker]

It doesn't even get a blip on the PC radar when a leftist says it. Robbin Williams in "A Night at the Met", or any number of left wing 'celebrities' can make all sorts of remarks like this. But if a conservative even quotes them, the *Boom*, instant PC firestorm.

On another note, Islamofascists can execute homosexuals and the leftists simply keep right on swooning like good dhimmi.

[GoBucks2002]

So the left can say things like this about one of their own, but they still see nothing wrong with calling anyone else 'homophobic'???

yeah, imagine Rush Limbaugh doing something like that. Heck, Limbaugh would probably be crucified for reading this and attributing it to Letterman.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Funny, but surprisingly "adult" for television.

[wireman]

Go Dave!

I'm still laughing.

[pandoraou812]

He had the gall to dedicate it to his daughters!!!!!

You are kidding I hope? This pervert has no shame . I think he should have been tarred and feathered and run out of NJ. But no he has the nerve to live here with his new lover. And write a book to show us what a total deviant he is. I hope he doesnt have unsupervised visits with these daughters.

[Tamar1973]

I hope he doesn't have unsupervised visits with these daughters.

The daughters will be fine. It's their boyfriends I would watch out for.

[Republican Red]

4) "A Look at the Governor's Balls;"

Gave me a chuckle and a half

[karnage]

#1 is good too.