Posted on 09/29/2006 7:08:14 AM PDT by aculeus
Nothing a 308 and some #4 shot can't fix.
Imagine that animals do shit in the woods.
Fish pee is clean.
I know the deer sure leave a lot of poop in my yard. I'm certainly doing my share of the work in wildlife control...bow season opened on the 15th, and I've already put one deer in the freezer...probably shoot another one next week.
Maryland raised the daily limit on Canada geese in the early season to 8 this year.
Organic fertilizer. It's called natural recycling!!
The first crack in the environmentalist’s wall appears.
Can't we take the Scientists out in the woods and leave them there to waste?
That's the flaw of many environmentalists, organics food types and other all round luddites. Nature is dirty. It is messy and it is where all infectious diseases ultimately came from. And those messes and filth are an integral part of nature.
Time to nuke all the animals....they leave waste....the b@stards. This means birds too....the nasty things poop on top of everything.
Maybe we should round up all the little critters and plug up their butthole.
Sheesh, people are just plain stupid. EVERYTHING is a 'polluter'. But even pollution can be a benefit to the enviroment (can you say fertilizer)
These people are too smart for their own good and can't see the perfection that God made when he started this perfect world.
So now bears aren't supposed to poop in the woods? It's amazing what kind of "research" money is spent on.
We've got to kill all the animals in order to protect the environment.
Now this report is a real "Catch 22".
All these years, folks have been yammering at farmers about their cows and in reality it has been the vast herds of deer pooping all over. Deer carry giardia as do beavers.
I can't help the vision this brings to mind of some historical researcher 200 - 300 years into the future discovering this article. Imagine the impression this will leave.
"Hey Vic, look at this," the researcher will whisper across the space link to his associate currently doing studies of the planet Xenon 7.
"Whatcha got, L9?", says Vic.
"People in the 20th and 21st centuries were musch dumber than we ever imagined them to be. Theyu developed computers, had primitive space travel, and even crude nuclear power - but they were clueless when it came to wildlife potty requirements."
"What!?"
"Yeah, they didn't know that bears and birds and 'coons and squirrels that live in they called "the woods" shit there!!"
"Wow. WOW, that's incredible, L9. This is a major news story!!"
"Plants are a thriving source of air pollution. Tree emissions dwarf what comes from dairy cows. Dairies are pegged as major polluters, but plants out-emit dairies by more than 30-to-1 statewide. California’s trees release some 2,000 tons of smog-forming gases daily. Dairies produce 60 tons each
day". Dispute persists over trees as polluter
I can only hope that the dilemma's they face keep getting worse.
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