[Kieri]

The Onion. HAS to be from the Onion.

WTF?????????? Just doesn't do it.

[brivette]

this is a joke, right?

[Kieri]

Ah, the writer is a "humorist."

He gave Steven King a run for his money with THAT article.

Sheesh!

[maggief]

[laweeks]

Will she be on her knees trying to get our votes?

If it were between Hitlery and Monica, I'd vote for the "mouth," and I don't mean Hitlery.

[beethovenfan]

Is it THAT dress?

[YellowRoseofTx]

This is too funny, but not a bad idea when you think about it. Can you imagine the campaign and debates? *LMAO*

[crazyhorse691]

According to Professor Davis Logsdon of the political science department at the University of Minnesota, offering herself as an alternative to Sen. Clinton could be a successful strategy for Lewinsky: "It's worked before."

---

I think I broke a rib laughing.

[sgtbono2002]

To be perfectly honest, I would vote for Monica, before I would vote for Hillary, or McCain.

[knittnmom]

Almost had me, there. Then I saw Borowitz on the by-line. Cute.

[roaddog727]

Scrappleface?

This CAN'T be for-real, ........ Can it.....?

[longtermmemmory]

I can hear the motto now: "An intern in every cr***h"

[XR7]

ping.

[linda_22003]

"Wearing a midnight blue cocktail dress, Lewinsky drew large crowds across the state, suggesting that she could be a real threat to Clinton in a head-to-head race."

Certainly true, in any race where head is involved.

[Enchante]

"Monica Lewinsky has actually had more experience in the Oval Office than Hillary Clinton has."

Yeah, and "experience counts"!! Why settle for Hillary when we can have the woman who was closest to the real "source of power" in the Clinton WH???

[E Rocc]

There's a race that could go down to the wire.

-Eric

[Clintonfatigued]

The mess on the dress says you must confess!

[landerwy]

If she wins will she light up a victory cigar???