[Hemingway's Ghost]

What's the quota on FR . . . is it one Romney hit piece per day? Two per day? Maybe three? Sounds like a bunch of people out there are starting to sweat a Romney candidacy.

Allow me to do your work for the rest of the week:

MITT ROMNEY FARTS UNDER THE COVERS

MITT ROMNEY ONCE PULLED A ROLLING RIGHT ON RED. IN TRAFFIC!

MITT ROMNEY LIKES STRAWBERRY JELLY--NOT GRAPE--ON HIS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES

MITT ROMNEY IS THE GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS--SO HE MUST BE A COMMIE

MITT ROMNEY DOESN'T HATE HOMOSEXUALS ENOUGH--HE MUST BE ONE!

MITT ROMNEY GOES TO A DIFFERENT CHURCH THAN WE DO. HE WORSHIPS SATAN!

Paid-to-post posters on FR really suck.

[NeoCaveman]

Let me try one:

Mitt's dad was once brainwashed easily, so Mitt could be too.

That was kind of fun.

[defenderSD]

Chill out pal. This is not a paid post. If all the quotes from Romney are correct, this is a real problem that Romney needs to correct. He should say that he changed his mind and explain way. Conservative voters don't like deception. Just look how badly Kerry did in conservative states.

[NeoCaveman]

Now in the subtle form of a question:

Mitt's the only major Republican candidate to only be married once, and he's a Mormon. Something odd about that :^)

[defenderSD]

There were of course, fifty other good reasons why Kerry lost big-time in conservative states, but his deceptive behavior throughout his life was one big reason why he was crushed in conservative regions.

[Dead Corpse]

He's also anti-gun which disqualifies him in my eyes even if JHVH puts his seal of approval on him.

[Checkers]

"Paid-to-post posters on FR really suck."

How low will the McCain campaign go?