[Oberon]

Nobody is Jewish until they have made some attempt to keep Sabbath and/or Kosher and/or the High Holidays.

Phew...I know more than a few North Jersey professionals who might have a quibble or two with that...

[freedomson]

What's funny is that these people believe it is they who decide who is and who is not a Jew, when ultimately it is God and only God who makes such determinations.