Enhanced interrogations have been authorized for
about a dozen high value al Qaeda targets -- Khalid
Sheik Mohammed among them. According to the sources,
all of these have confessed , none of them has
died , and all of them remain incarcerated.
Posted on 09/24/2006 6:57:08 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
Enhanced interrogations have been authorized for
about a dozen high value al Qaeda targets -- Khalid
Sheik Mohammed among them. According to the sources,
all of these have confessed , none of them has
died , and all of them remain incarcerated.
OK I admit it. Reading that triggered a bout of giggling.
bttt
Okay, now that is just plain wrong! LOL!
Well I would consider listening to "eminem" as over the line in torture...bwahahahahaha!
I laughed out loud when I saw that grabbing the terrorist's shirt and shaking him was a "harsh CIA interrogation technique."
10 bucks says Ted Kennedy has PAID to have hookers make him squeal like a 3 year old girl
The CIA gave him a "pinkbelly" LOL
Personally, I am ok with the techniques listed above.
I could even accept a battery charger to their testicles while they sat naked in a steel chair in six inches of water.
But forcing them to listen to Eminem is too much.
Congress must act!
That's right, peace through Yoko's vocals. With her we can declare the terms of peace with terrorists.
I guess it could have been worse. They could have forced them to listen to the Dixie Chicks.
CIA Torture Technique #7:
The Atomic Wedgie.
Some of that stuff was a normal part of growing up when I was a kid.
My cousin's house has a trapdoor to the basement in their kitchen floor. We would pick a victim and grab them before they could get away. Then we would hold them over the trapdoor as 6 others stood on the steps and slapped the crap out of their belly.
LMAO!
Seriously, going through most of that stuff and worse in the Navy after crossing the equator makes you a Shellback, and you get a cool certificate.
Or Barbara Streisands latest grand tour and a picture of her nasty breasts without a bra.
Canstanja! Canstanja!
Hooking the perp to an air compressor and inflating him a bit is a very effective technique. It leaves no traces besides the perp looking a bit puffed.
I remember putting Icy Hot in a guys jock strap before football practice.
That sounds a lot harsher than some of these techniques.
(uh... how long is the Statute of Limitations for high school pranks?)
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