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Rocket Scientists not as Smart as Originally Thought
Yahoo News ^ | September 22, 2006 | Andy Borowitz

Posted on 09/24/2006 9:41:00 AM PDT by John Jorsett

Rocket scientists, long considered the gold standard in intelligence among all professionals, are not nearly as smart as originally thought, according to a controversial new study published today by the American Association of Brain Surgeons.

The study, which appears in the organization's monthly publication, Popular Brain Surgery, is entitled "The Intelligence of Rocket Scientists: Myth Versus Reality," and suggests that rocket scientists' reputation for smartness is largely undeserved.

"It does require a superior intellect to function as a rocket scientist," the article concedes. "Having said that, though, rocket science is not brain surgery."

The article drew an immediate rebuke from a spokesperson for the American Society of Rocket Scientists, who blasted the study as "state-of-the-art pro-brain surgeon propaganda."

"As rocket scientists, we take offense at this naked attempt by a devious cabal of opportunistic brain surgeons to supplant us as the smartest people on the planet," the spokesperson said. "If rocket science is so easy, we'd like to see these so-called brain surgeons give it a try one of these days."

Professor Davis Logsdon, a University of Minnesota expert who studies the turf wars between rocket scientists and brain surgeons, said that he believes the latest controversy between the two groups has been overplayed.

"The fact of the matter is, the smartest people in the world have always been, and will always be, University of Minnesota experts," he said.

Elsewhere, after a backup punter at the University of Northern Colorado was accused of stabbing the starter in the leg, he said in his defense, "It was either that or start taking steroids."

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book "The Republican Playbook," to be published October 2006. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: brainsurgeons; geeks; intelligence; nerds; rocketscientists
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To: originalbuckeye
My occasional experience with rocket scientists has shown me that, while they are incredibly intelligent about many science matters, they are pretty short on common sense.

Growing up,my best friend's Dad was a real rocket scientist (MIT grad) and his Mom graduated from Vassar.It was obvious that his Dad...and the kids,too...were very intelligent.

21 posted on 09/24/2006 9:56:17 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: John Jorsett; So Cal Rocket; phantomworker; COEXERJ145; microgood; liberallarry; cmsgop; ...
"Having said that, though, rocket science is not brain surgery."

If you want on or off my aerospace ping list, please contact me by Freep mail.


22 posted on 09/24/2006 9:56:37 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Paleo Conservative

I have known a few actual rocket scientists. Even visted a couple at the hospital. It is an adventuresome occupation requiring utmost inventiveness and investigative talent. It is a science of sorts.


23 posted on 09/24/2006 9:59:21 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

'A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship. design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Shhh! Don't give the federal education bureaucrats any more ideas for the high school curriculum.


24 posted on 09/24/2006 10:01:27 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: trashcanbred
Did anyone read the article?

Yeah. How's our improv going? Any of the original riff left?

25 posted on 09/24/2006 10:04:28 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: edwin hubble

Bill Maher is funny?

Who knew!


26 posted on 09/24/2006 10:05:21 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: So Cal Rocket

do they actually read the directions?


27 posted on 09/24/2006 10:06:45 AM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: patton

funny :D


28 posted on 09/24/2006 10:07:15 AM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: John Jorsett

They all pale in comparison to the legendary rocket surgeon.


29 posted on 09/24/2006 10:07:43 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Islam delenda est)
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To: RightWhale
LOL!!!!!

/johnny

30 posted on 09/24/2006 10:08:28 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (They want to be die in jihad. I'm here to help, in whatever small way I can.)
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To: thoughtomator

Is that like an in-flight missile technician?


31 posted on 09/24/2006 10:09:41 AM PDT by patton (Sanctimony frequently reaps its own reward.)
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To: John Jorsett

32 posted on 09/24/2006 10:14:43 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Fake but Accurate": NY Times)
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To: patton

I tried that for a while but I didn't like being away from home so much.


33 posted on 09/24/2006 10:16:59 AM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never got there.)
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To: billorites

...or rocket surgery for that matter.


34 posted on 09/24/2006 10:19:18 AM PDT by colinhester
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To: So Cal Rocket

"Many are incredibly smart at one thing.....rocket science."Excellent observation.IMO they tend to concentrate in one area of expertise to the exclusion of more mundane skills.Anecdote:We had a handfull of science majors(engineering,chemistry,physics,etc)on my floor in college.Most very bright-ie SAT scores in the statosphere,GPA's hovering around 4.0,but when it came right down to it many were lacking in social skills(introverted).One evening my neighbor(aka the Mole)decided to see what would happen if he threw pennies(hundreds)in the WUSF satellite dish.Reasoning?Intellectual curiosity.


35 posted on 09/24/2006 10:19:24 AM PDT by Thombo2
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To: John Jorsett; All
Gary Larson’s take.
36 posted on 09/24/2006 10:21:43 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

He aimed for the moon but hit London.


37 posted on 09/24/2006 10:23:19 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Erasmus

Hey, you only have to do it once, then you can retire.


38 posted on 09/24/2006 10:23:50 AM PDT by patton (Sanctimony frequently reaps its own reward.)
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To: John Jorsett

Amusing. But based on my experience, neither does very well in mathematics.


39 posted on 09/24/2006 10:26:24 AM PDT by AmishDude
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To: So Cal Rocket
"There's some that aren't smart enough to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom."

A co-worker's wife is an OB/GYN. He's amazed that she can surgically remove a baby from a womb, yet cannot change a flat tire. :)
40 posted on 09/24/2006 10:26:36 AM PDT by Redgirl (Osama should send Rosie O'Donnell a thank-you note.)
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