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DFU SONG: Love Hurts (this photo of Streisand will hurt and make your eyes bleed)
DFU SONGS ^ | 9-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/23/2006 10:59:27 PM PDT by doug from upland

I apologize for having to subject you to this photo, but it was necessary for the song.

MIDI - LOVE HURTS

A sow, a cow...she is, and how
I am so aghast...got milk, I ask
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt

Gee whiz, Babs, no...they hang so low
Please make it stop...or else my head will pop
This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt

Some claim Abu Ghraib was bad...but I think they've all been had
What is there that's worse than this?
Those things could drive you mad

This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt

(screeching musical interlude...sorry, but it's better than the photo)

This is torturous...hit me with bus
'Cause I want to die...my poor bleeding eyes
They hurt...they hurt...they hurt


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KEYWORDS: babs; cow; dfusong; gotmilk; streisand; torture
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This is about as much fun as I've had writing a really mean-spirited mocking one. This will probably rank just behind the song memorializing Katy's colonoscopy when the doctors found her brain in her ***.
1 posted on 09/23/2006 10:59:30 PM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 09/23/2006 11:16:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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Now I know it's time for me to turn this thing off and go to bed. My eyes are broken.


3 posted on 09/23/2006 11:18:56 PM PDT by Texagirl4W (Jesus came to forgive sin, not to accept sin.)
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DFU, your lyrics are never better than when they are animated and inspired by the intense love and respect you obviously feel for Barbra/ It's like Mama's cookin'!!


4 posted on 09/23/2006 11:20:40 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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Which is Streisand post 1 or 2?


5 posted on 09/23/2006 11:20:56 PM PDT by scatterometer
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It's worse than just going naked - she must think this is sexy...but considering the source of the thinking...


6 posted on 09/23/2006 11:22:00 PM PDT by maine-iac7 ("...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Lincoln)
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I can hardly believe she went out in public dressed like that.


7 posted on 09/23/2006 11:24:52 PM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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Oh Jeez, my eyes hurt too...this pic is like a virus, or, a bacteria, that will spread painful eyes to all that dare look.


8 posted on 09/23/2006 11:25:21 PM PDT by joyce11111
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9 posted on 09/23/2006 11:27:37 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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10 posted on 09/23/2006 11:30:14 PM PDT by Yaelle
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Remember this? --- http://lonewacko.com/images/alexandra-kerry-see-through-dress.jpg

When people are awake tomorrow, I think this thread may become a whole lot of fun.


11 posted on 09/23/2006 11:31:25 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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12 posted on 09/23/2006 11:34:51 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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I can't believe I found this. Besides Kevin Bacon, there is Josh Brolin.


13 posted on 09/23/2006 11:38:03 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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What ARE these women thinking? Can't they afford MIRRORS?


14 posted on 09/23/2006 11:38:11 PM PDT by Yaelle
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Heck, even this.

Keep America beautiful, please! Spare us all!

15 posted on 09/23/2006 11:41:52 PM PDT by Yaelle
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A sow, a cow...she is, and how

A Cow?? A Sow??
Why do you want to insult innocent livestock?

There's not a real Cow or Sow alive that'd claim kin to her.

Let it be on record that I hereby demand you apologize to ALL Bovine and Swine critters on Planet Earth for your insensitive insults!
I mean, good heavens, man...it was bad enough you subjected your fellow FReepers to that horrible picture!

16 posted on 09/23/2006 11:41:55 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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LOL!


17 posted on 09/23/2006 11:42:50 PM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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Fortunately, she cancelled her Michigan appearance.


18 posted on 09/23/2006 11:43:57 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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19 posted on 09/23/2006 11:44:13 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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20 posted on 09/23/2006 11:49:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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