Honestly, this whole situation reminds me of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where Arthur stops to ask directions from a couple of local peasants who launch into a political harangue. Arthur, frustrated that they won't answer his simple question, tries to shut them up only to have one of them shout "Help, help! I'm being repressed!" So I say to Mr. Chavez and his buddies what Arthur said in this situation: "Bloody peasants!!"
What a giveaway! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!