I'm waiting for the expert!
"As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined him...
and he's not only merely dead,
but really most sincerely dead."
"On an extemporized couch of empty boxes and chairs was stretched the mortal corporeality of Major Wentworth Caswell. A doctor was testing him for the immortal ingredient. His decision was that it was conspicuous by its absence." - O. Henry, A Municipal Report
"I'm waiting for the expert!
"As Coroner I must aver,
I thoroughly examined him...
and he's not only merely dead,
but really most sincerely dead."
LOL!!!!