What’s All the Uproar Over Chavez Visit?

ChronWatch ^ | September 24, 2006 | J. B. Williams

[PlainOleAmerican]

In case you somehow missed it, Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, provided entertainment for the UN body this week. After Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad clearly disappointed the UN body with his uncharacteristically (and ridiculously) sappy “we love everyone, even Jews – so why can’t we have nukes” speech, the UN was desperate for fireworks and entertainment of some sort from somebody.

Since Ahmadinejad had been muzzled by France, who is hoping to keep Iran’s nuclear ambitions off the UN Security Council table, enter Cindy Sheehan’s President of choice, Hugo Chavez, stage right…

[PlainOleAmerican]

Sometimes, humor is the best answer to insanity!

[Miss Behave]

Better watch out Chavez, The Devil is gonna gitcha.

The Devil is gonna send you screaming into the night, you panty-waisted little turd burglar.

[BJClinton]

Hugo Chavez, (D) - Ven.

[Cicero]

Yes. If you have a comedy called "Springtime for Hitler," why not "Springtime for Chavez," or even "Springtime for Ahmadinejad"?

[cardinal4]

Hugo and Cindy, sittin in a tree.....

[mtbopfuyn]

Hugo is so hugh.

[JFC]

funny! I thought his behavior was insane for a leader of a country. But then again, I have to remember the things Clinton used to do in office!

[monday]

Poor Venezuela. Apparently over 50% of them voted for this jack ass. That means over 50% of them are virtually brain dead. No wonder they live like animals.

[PlainOleAmerican]

So I take it none of you will be supporting Hugo for the UN Security Council??? LOL

[Nathan Zachary]

No, but that doesn't mean he won't get in. All the clowns on the security council enjoyed his act, and gave him a round of applause.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

We'll send Chuck Norris down to Venezuela.

[PlainOleAmerican]

Good point!

[Fudd Fan]

[Miss Behave]

Hey Hugo Honey, here comes The Devil, scream like a girl! Uh-oh, better not turn out the light at night cuz The Devil might be under your bed, Huge-ster. Holy Schnikies, Schavez! That Devil is in the turlit--better not sit down, he's likely to bite ya in the bung. Watch out! Over there! The Devil is one sneaky dude and may pop out from just about anywhere and sceer ya bad into losing your ample lunch. Halt with the slumber parties, Hugo! You can't handle any more "Bloody Marys" or two-fingered levitations (or any more freezing of your "Bro.") Already creeped out by the flicker of the candle light, you might think that you hear The Devil say BOO, and then you'd have to go and change your pants. Whoa there Wormfeed! Better not look in the mirror--you might see That Devil off to the side acomin' fer ya. And DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT see "Scary Movie," due to your already Devil-weary, weakened, and spooked state.

I'm really worried about you, pal. El Diablo himself is even worried about you. Maybe you should see someone about your fears--I know that they are very real to you.

Somebody hold him.

[Miss Behave]

Maybe I should give him a sympathy vote, Plain. ;-)

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"Chavez, the knight in shining armor on silver steed, was in Harlem to save the day and as one might have predicted, Harlem welcomed their new gift bearing savior with open arms. Not a single person in that room wondered why Harlem was singled out to receive such generous acts of commie kindness… let alone what strings might be attached."

It is most unfortunate that there is a portion of our fellow American citizens would applaude and welcome a half-man-half-beast creature on cloven hooves if it came with a freebie in its grasp. Suckers.

[PlainOleAmerican]

You have properly identified America's BIGGEST problem...

[shield]

LOL...bunch of thugs...nothing else but thugs

[Miss Behave]

Hugo and Cindy, sittin in a tree.....

I just now saw this, cardinal. And ohhhh, I don't know if I want to know what they're blank blank blank blank i-n-g ing about.

Whatever it is, it can't be sanitary, sensual, or sane.