Posted on 09/22/2006 3:43:36 AM PDT by MadIvan
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew - she's not that bright.
The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.
But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police it emerged she wasn't a reliable witness as she could not remember what happened. "Like I really, I don't remember," she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. "I'm not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time."
Riley was arrested after Hilton's tip-off, and earlier this year was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion.
During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.
Hilton also told police she was the victim of extortion, after 'private tapes' were stolen from her home and an anonymous caller offered to sell them back to her, but that she followed her father's advice and refused to pay up.
"They wanted money," she said. "They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something. So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway." Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it.
That picture goes a long way! LOL
If you are not really bright, how do you know?
Every single bit of it is managed media exposure.
Glad you're back!
I'm not married.
Regards, Ivan
"Not all guys think with their privates."
The older I get the less capable either end of my body becomes of thinking. Or acting.
But it's a good start.
I iz dum two.
Some men has no standards. Welcome back Ivan it is good to see you back on the boards!
Are you trying to indicate to Paris, just on the off chance she's reading this (one word at a time, reading each out loud), that you're her type?
Regards, Ivan
There's this place called "The Internet" that's rumored to have pictures of lots of people naked. Not that I'd know anything about that, mind you.
I think she's atttractive. However, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pool. But no one can say she's ugly.
i realize that, as i am married to one, but it is kind of alarming to see otherwise conservative, and hopefully decent, guys, carry on on FR.
not ugly, but if you aren't talking body and are just talking face, she is not pretty. i think you could say attractive, but her features are not such that she would qualify as pretty or beautiful or even striking. attractive i think is the best description.
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Hell no. You could wear a condom made out of steel-belted radial truck tile material and still probably catch something.
like i said, there is no getting around that she has a nice body, and most normal, hetero guys are going to want to get a gander at that ; ) As for her face- not pretty. but there are plenty of guys that don't care if the head is that of a CANINE if there is a killer bod below it.
"Nice body"?
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