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Kerry and the "Beer Bong"
New York Times ^
| 09/19/2006
| Mark Leibovich
Posted on 09/20/2006 7:00:33 AM PDT by iowamark
Politicians face all manner of peril whenever they wade into, er, festive environments.
Senator John Kerry, Democrat of Massachusetts, learned this lesson on Saturday at a tailgate party before the Iowa-Iowa State football game. A young woman hoisted a “beer bong” to his face — and the moment was duly documented by a photograph in The Des Moines Register. “Beer bong” refers to a tubular, funnel-like device deployed to “inhale” large quantities of beer in a few seconds.
But did Mr. Kerry actually inhale? “Definitely not,” said David Wade, the senator’s spokesman. “Actually, since we were in Iowa, it was probably filled with ethanol.”
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: buyhuntsketchup; gigolo; jeanfrancois; kerry; lol; senatorgigolo; thatsfunny
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posted on
09/20/2006 7:00:34 AM PDT
by
iowamark
To: iowamark
2
posted on
09/20/2006 7:02:26 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: iowamark
This guy is the gift that just keeps on giving.
3
posted on
09/20/2006 7:03:01 AM PDT
by
JamesP81
(The answer always lies with more freedom; not less)
To: iowamark
4
posted on
09/20/2006 7:03:18 AM PDT
by
iowamark
To: iowamark
5
posted on
09/20/2006 7:03:23 AM PDT
by
Tulsa Ramjet
("If not now, when?")
To: JRios1968
"No thanks. I only drink Stella Artois."
6
posted on
09/20/2006 7:03:24 AM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: iowamark
I bet he thought she wanted to give him an enema....
7
posted on
09/20/2006 7:03:55 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: JRios1968
"Your wife did one. It's your turn"
8
posted on
09/20/2006 7:04:26 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: iowamark
Being offered a beer bong by a sloppy fat chick at a homecoming should go a long way toward making him a "man of the people."
9
posted on
09/20/2006 7:04:49 AM PDT
by
wideawake
("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
To: iowamark
Is there a picture of that?
Shouldn't Kerry be a good drinker due to the long face?
10
posted on
09/20/2006 7:05:19 AM PDT
by
Disturbin
(Welcome to Brazilachusetts)
To: Tulsa Ramjet
WOuldnt that make you proud as a parent... my daughter offered a senator and former ( albeit failed) presidential canidate a beer bong? Truely a moment of pride.
To: Disturbin
Sweet, I guess there are pictures.
12
posted on
09/20/2006 7:05:58 AM PDT
by
Disturbin
(Welcome to Brazilachusetts)
To: JRios1968
"No thanks, dear, the only "funnelling" I do...is to Communist causes."
To: iowamark
To: iowamark
I'd love to see what Tereza would do in the same situation
15
posted on
09/20/2006 7:06:40 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
To: iowamark
16
posted on
09/20/2006 7:06:57 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: AppyPappy
"Your wife did one eight. It's your turn"
17
posted on
09/20/2006 7:07:15 AM PDT
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: camle
"I'd love to see what Tereza would do in the same situation"
Just a guess, but I doubt Momma T (aka Nurse Fuzzy-wuzzy) does funnels.
18
posted on
09/20/2006 7:07:26 AM PDT
by
Disturbin
(Welcome to Brazilachusetts)
To: slowhand520
Rove is a genius!!!!More like a Magnificent Bastard, I'd say. 8^)
19
posted on
09/20/2006 7:08:40 AM PDT
by
AngryJawa
({NRA}{IDPA} Proud Infidel Since 1968)
To: iowamark
She should have offered him a 'girly' drink.
*cough....fag...cough*
Terayza would've sucked that beer bong dry!
20
posted on
09/20/2006 7:09:14 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
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