[lesser_satan]

"And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once a day if you are in good health, while it is not easy to make love every day. So finally, the pleasure is longer-lasting and more frequent than the other."

He also advised against distractions while on the toilet. "There are even people who push the heresy to the point of doing Sudoku or crosswords rather than concentrating on the pleasure that they would have doing the thing," Mr. Fournier told his radio interviewer. "It is just as heretical as if you read the National Post while making love. It is not to be recommended."

Waxing sentimental anout taking a crap. Just damn.

[Miss Marple]

Amazing. And Canadians make fun of George Bush. HA!

[Larry Lucido]

GEORGE: They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.

JERRY: (Sarcastic) Yeah. I understand Guttenberg used to spend a lot of time in there.

GEORGE: They're selling coffee, bran muffins.. you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!

JERRY: (Reading the cover of the book George was forced to buy) 'French Impressionist Paintings'?

GEORGE: I find the soothing pastorial images very conduc-

JERRY: (Cutting him off) Thank you very much.

[RepoGirl]

So this guy is saying that taking a special sit down is better than sex. Well... if he's a liberal socialist, his choice of partners run along the lines of Helen Thomas and/or Barney Frank, so he probably has a point.

He kind of reminds me of the "You're all gonna die!" guy from Poltergeist 2 from the looks of him.