"Computer dial up that on-line casino. I feel like playing poker."
"I can't do that Dave."
"What do you mean? Is the site down?"
"No, Dave. You gamble too much."
"That's my business!"
"I've determined that you would be happier if you powerwashed your deck, Dave."
"Hey! How'd I get out here? Let me back in the house!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."