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Either Oar: a dining table that floats
kentucky.com ^ | 09/15/06 | AP

Posted on 09/15/2006 2:30:22 PM PDT by Ellesu

LONDON - Two designers have come up with an unusual way of escaping a flash flood: a dining table that can quickly be converted to a life raft.

The table, entitled Either Oar, has removable legs that convert into paddles and a built-in buoyancy tank. It is part of a series of designs created "as a response to climate change and natural disasters of recent times," an apparent reference to crises such as Asia's tsunami in 2004 and last year's Hurricane Katrina in the United States.

The table will be on display as part of the Design Museum's Design Mart exhibition, which opens in London on Sept. 20 and celebrates new talent.

The "Climatized Objects" range was designed by David Cameron and Toby Hadden.

Other dual-purpose devices include a vase that switches to an emergency flashlight if knocked from its ledge, and a series of picture frames that turn into flashing navigational aids.

"We've always wanted to do a project that translates the way people in emergency situations use everyday objects in innovative ways in order to stay alive," the pair said in a statement.

"The effects of climate change can leave us facing dangerous situations in our own home, where we are affected by destructive elements such as flooding and earthquakes. Rather than shy away from these negative processes, our ideal was to offer functional solutions in these increasing times of crisis."


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Louisiana; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: diningtable; eitheroar; floats; katrina

1 posted on 09/15/2006 2:30:26 PM PDT by Ellesu
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To: Ellesu
a dining table that can quickly be converted to a life raft.

I guess you have to keep it outdoors though...or have really high ceilings.
2 posted on 09/15/2006 2:32:28 PM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: Ellesu


Oh, I HAVE to have one of those!


3 posted on 09/15/2006 2:32:51 PM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Ellesu

Gotta have it! It will go with my detachable ceiling fan which becomes a one man helicopter.


4 posted on 09/15/2006 2:35:10 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: Ellesu
"We've always wanted to do a project that translates the way people in emergency situations use everyday objects in innovative ways in order to stay alive," the pair said in a statement.

How about a paperweight that ejects projectiles at high velocities? That would be useful in the event of a robbery or civil disturbance.

5 posted on 09/15/2006 2:40:42 PM PDT by magslinger (If at first you don't succeed, squeeze, squeeze again.)
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To: Ellesu

<< It is part of a series of designs created "as a response to climate change"

Nice way to skim money off of the enviro-wackos.


6 posted on 09/15/2006 2:42:09 PM PDT by Uncledave
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To: San Jacinto

LoL


7 posted on 09/15/2006 2:42:28 PM PDT by meanie monster
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To: Ellesu

My dining table is designed to serve as emergency biomass heating fuel.


8 posted on 09/15/2006 2:43:40 PM PDT by Uncledave
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To: magslinger
Hi magslinger-

Your device serves as a paperweight? Cool!

I have really fun "noisemakers" in my house that can make sound at different volumes. The first setting is the low volume which is appropriate for indoor use. The louder setting (using cartridge-shaped volume enhancers) is only used during celebrations or if I wish to project the sound towards someone visiting my home via the back window in the middle of the night.

~ Blue Jays ~

9 posted on 09/15/2006 2:51:05 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: Ellesu
It was "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
Now it is "Row, Row Row Your Table" LOL
10 posted on 09/15/2006 2:51:12 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: Ellesu

Next we'll have refrigerators that convert into personal submarines. "We all live in a yellow Frigidaire, yellow Frigidaire, yellow Fridgidaire."


11 posted on 09/15/2006 3:04:16 PM PDT by newheart (The Truth? You can't handle the Truth. But He can handle you.)
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To: Blue Jays
Yeah, it not only keeps the papers on my desk but gets the undivided attention of all the young gentlemen applying for permission to take the young lady Magslingers out.

No, I don't actually use a weapon for a paperweight. Nor do I need to be armed to intimidate my daughters prospective dates.

12 posted on 09/15/2006 3:09:23 PM PDT by magslinger (If at first you don't succeed, squeeze, squeeze again.)
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To: All
Feh. Mine's got an outboard:


13 posted on 09/15/2006 3:13:54 PM PDT by Tinian
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To: Ellesu

Cubans have been a lot more creative with floatation devices for years!


14 posted on 09/15/2006 4:02:24 PM PDT by Mrs. Shawnlaw (No NAIS! And the USDA can bugger off, too!)
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To: Ellesu

Usually with a dual-use item like this it is cheaper and simpler to simply have a real table and a real raft.


15 posted on 09/15/2006 4:15:09 PM PDT by keithtoo (Moveon.org is a cult, Freerepublic is the cure.....)
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To: Ellesu
The "Climatized Objects" range was designed by David Cameron and Toby Hadden.

Climatize a toilet and I might be interested.

16 posted on 09/15/2006 4:19:57 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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