"I'll bet the President's morning briefings are real corkers."
GW: Come in Karl. How are the wife and kids?
KR: Great sir, Hey, you hear the one about the Mullah and the Duck?
GW: No Karl
KR: Well sir, A mullah walks into a bar with a duck.
GW: Karl, Mullahs don't drink.
KR: Ok, follow me here sir, A mullah waslks into a yogurt shop with a duck on his shoulder. The guy behind the counter says, He where'd you get that ugly smelly thing. The Duck says, In Iran, there are millions of them.
GW: Hehe Karl, good one. By the way, hows the stealing of the grandmoithers social security checks in San Fran going?
KR: Fine sir. We got another 27 bucks.
LOL. Not exactly what I had in mind.